He is no dragon, but everyone starts their slaying career somewhere.
“Don’t be racist. Be like Mario. He’s an English speaking Italian plumber created by Japanese, who made him look like a Mexican. He runs like a Jamaican; jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.”
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I finally have one. I miss that mustache.
Me every day at work, I just need the awesome mustache.